रावण की प्रेस कांफ्रेस

 

 सांप्रदायिक ताकतों की साजिश के तहत रावण जी मारे जा चुके है| रावण जी राम के द्वारा किये गए अन्याय के खिलाफ प्रेस कांफ्रेस कर के कुछ सवाल पूछना चाहते थे| अब चूँकि रावण जी का कल दहन हो चुका है, मैं रावण जी की तरफ से श्री राम से चिट्ठी के माध्यम से कुछ सवाल पूछना चाहता हूँ|

–    आपके टीम के श्री हनुमान को लंका सन्देश देने भेजा था पर उन्होंने वहाँ आग लगा दी| क्या आपकी टीम में अंदरूनी तौर पर वैचारिक मतभेद है?

–    क्या हनुमान के ऊपर अशोक वाटिका उजाड़ने के आरोप में वन विभाग द्वारा मुकदमा नहीं चलाया जाना चाहिए?

–    आपके सहयोगी श्री सुग्रीव पर अपने भाई का राज्य हड़पने का आरोप है| क्या आपने इसकी जांच करवाई?

–    क्या ये सच है की सुग्रीव की राज्य हड़पने की साजिश के मास्टर माइंड आप है?

–    आप चौदह साल तक वनवास में रहे| आपको अपने खर्चे चलाने के लिए फंड कहाँ से मिले?

–    क्या आपने उस फंड का ऑडिट करवाया है?

–    क्या ये सच नहीं की सीता का अपहरण नहीं हुआ बल्कि वो खुद आपको छोड़ कर चली गयी क्योंकि आप उनके द्वारा किये गए घर के काम के बदले उन्हें हॉउस वाइफ भत्ता नहीं देते थे?

–    आपने सिर्फ रावण पर हमला क्यों किया, जबकि राक्षस और भी थे? क्या ये लंका की डेमोक्रेसी को अस्थिर करने की साजिश थी?

–    क्या ये सच नहीं है की रावण को परेशान करने के मकसद से आपने उनके परिवार के निर्दोष लोगो जैसे कुम्भकरण और मेघनाद पर हमला किया?

–    क्या आपकी टीम के हनुमान द्वारा संजीवनी बूटी की जगह पूरा पहाड उखाड़ लेना सरकारी जमीन के साथ छेड़छाड़ नहीं?

–    क्या ये सच नहीं कि आपने हमले से पहले समुद्र पर पुल बनाने का ठेका अपने करीबी नल और नील को नहीं दिया?

–    आपने पुल बनाने के लिए छोटी छोटी गिलहरियों से काम करवाया| क्या इसके लिए आप पर बाल श्रम कानून के तहत मुकदमा नहीं चलाया जाना चाहिए?

–    आपने बिना किसी पद पर रहते हुए युद्ध के समय इन्द्र से सहायता प्राप्त की और उनका रथ लेकर रावण पर हमला किया| क्या आप इन्द्र की टीम ए है?

–    इस सहायता के बदले में क्या आपने इन्द्र को ये वादा नहीं किया की अयोध्या का राजा बनने के बाद आप उन्हें अयोध्या के आस पास की जमीन दे देंगे?

–    आप युद्ध में अयोध्या से रथ न मंगवा कर इन्द्र से रथ लिया| क्या ये इन्द्र कि कंपनी को लाभ पहुंचाने के उद्देश्य से किया गया?

–    क्या आपने जामवंत को सहायता के बदले राष्ट्रपति बनाने का वादा नहीं किया?

–    और मेरा आखिरी सवाल, की आपके रहते भरत को राजा बनाया गया| क्या आपकी नेतृत्व क्षमता पर दशरथ जी को संदेह था?

 

श्री राम आप द्वारा रावण जी पर लगाया गया अपहरण का आरोप बेबुनियाद था और रावण जी किसी भी तरह की जांच के लिए तैयार थे| आपने एक साजिश के तहत उन पर हमला किया ताकि लंका की डेमोक्रेसी को चोट पहुंचे और इसमें विदेशी ताकतों ने आपकी मदद की है| उम्मीद है की इस पत्र का आप शीघ्र जवाब देंगे|

P.S. –  मैं इस चिट्ठी का टाइटल “रावण की प्रेस कांफ्रेंस” रखने पर माफ़ी चाहता हूँ| कुछ और रखता तो शायद आप पढते नहीं| वैसे आपकी सूचना के लिए ये भी बता दूँ कि रावण जी अभी मरे नहीं, वो फिर आएंगे|

Pic courtsey: Saumitra Kabra. Illustration used is taken from his blog http://ink-on-me.blogspot.in/2011/08/raavan.html

 

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25 thoughts on “रावण की प्रेस कांफ्रेस

  1. Namaste Naveen ji

    You are trying to expose the bad part of media. But what you have ended up doing is – abusing our Hindu epics? Stop denigrating our Itihasa Granthas and our revered Hindu Deities by posting such content that makes fun of our epic and our Gods.

    And why are Hindus not against protesting this article? When will Hindus understand that epics are not just stories. When will Hindus themselves begin respecting their deities, and raise voice against such content that is carelessly aired in the name of artistic expression? And without any concern about the religious sentiments of Hindus… Zakir Naik abuses our religion because he doesn’t belong to it. If we call him stupid, what should we call ourselves if we encourage such open insult of our Epics and God? Please do not trivialise our Gods this way, and remove this post immediately. Please understand that hurting religious sentiments of people is a serious and punishable offence under Indian Penal Code Section 295 (A).

    I request you to remove this article immediately, as it leads to blatant denigration of our religion. I would also request you to stop treating our seats of worship as some characters you can play around with. Making fun of Gods and religion is not okay at all. Henceforth, consider this request and kindly don’t indulge in this kind of destructive creativity.

    May Bhagvan ShriRam guide you towards a righteous decision, and stop this insult of Hindu epics and Hindu Gods.

    Dhanyavad

  2. @Roget Brit: Sir according to me this article represents our modern thinking about law and order. Naveen ji here is trying to show the difference between our ideals(whom our culture is based upon) and our actual thinking. He is using a sarcastic style to compare Ravan with our today’s culprits who in spite of being wrong attack back on good people who try to expose them. they try to show their innocence on technical ground and not according to our ethical or our value system.

    In short, according to today’s law system Even Shree Ram could have been blamed.

    this is what I got from this article and that’s a good take on today politicians.

  3. @Raman Sharma: I hope you do believe that ShriRam is a God. If that is so, then you must also know that His name must never be used for purposes other than worship.
    Fact is, we don’t take our own Gods and religion seriously. We don’t even want to protect our faith. Contrarily, we justify such abuse in the name of satire. What’s the difference between those (from other communities and religions) who openly ridicule our religion and our Gods (like recently done by Zakir Naik), and us who don’t even lift a finger to make sure at least we are not insulting our own deities.
    We will all talk long and short about Bhagvan ShriRam, but don’t feel like protecting His honour and our faith by not allowing people to mock them through such articles.
    If we ourselves do not respect our religion and our Gods, then probably we should not expect others to insult Them. Is there any self-respect left in us? Sad.

  4. “If we ourselves do not respect our religion and our Gods, then probably we should not expect others to respect Them either. Is there any self-respect left in us? Sad.”

  5. @Roget Brit: Sir, first of all you don’t need to say word “us”. you can directly put finger on me. now let’s come to the point. In my opinion there is no insult in this article, if you see any it’s your opinion and I respect that. I’m glad that you care for Sanatan Dharm. but no one is mocking the god here. I personally believe in god and Ramayan is like a base for my life values. so there is no point of mocking the Lord Rama.

    now you’re saying that God’s name can never be used for any other purpose than worshiping. Are you serious?? What do you understand by word worship?? worship isn’t just about sitting next to idols and chanting mantras. worship is about following god’s path too and i.e. lead a better life by living upto examples set by them. but let’s keep this aside for now as it’s not the topic.

    but seriously who told you that God’s name can’t be used for anything other than worship?

    let’s just admit argument’s sake that we can use God’s name only for worshiping. then you must have heard a proverb “work is worship”(it’s kind of funny that I’m actually using this here but..). so
    warriors use the name of Lord Shiva before going to war. now war isn’t worshiping for most of the people but it is a worship for them who is out there to fight and defend.

    same is with Naveen ji. he is using God’s name in worshiping and for him making people aware is his worship. what’s wrong in that. at least he’s trying to make people aware by his writings. what are you doing except for just talking here. in fact you’re wasting others’ time by grabbing them into some stupid discussion.

    if you really respect our religion and Gods then wake up and start doing some actual work. like all the Avatars or others Gods did. Do what you’re here in this world to do i.e. “Karma”. and your “Karma” is to contribute to the wellness of society not wasting time on some discussion which shouldn’t have even started..

    PS: I hate Zakir Naik too that man burns me.. but I’m not capable enough to debate that guy. If you know enough about our religion then go and debate him instead of debating me here(that would be something real).. we both are on same side.

    Jai Bharat!

  6. Well raman, this is what i wanted to say.. For me also Ram is God. In those days also there were people who questioned Lord Ram due to which he left his wife Sita.. Now imagine if in today’s current scenario if we had lord Ram, how these culprits have raised questions on his intention.

  7. Hindutwa kattarta ki bhawna nahi rakhta, isiliye dusre log iska bewajah faiyda uthate hai..aur jub jaisa comments chahte hai de dete hai.. Maine aksar dekha hai.. Hindu dharma aur unke gods par koi bhi bad comments karke popular ho jata hai…. just like.. Maqbul fida hussain and Zakir naik…etc…Aur han Is desh ki Govt. bhi aise logo ko sanrakshan deti hai….. ???

  8. प्रिय रोजेट

    भगवान राम सिर्फ भगवन ही नहीं बल्कि सत्य और मर्यादा के प्रतीक है| वो समय सतयुग कहलाता था|भगवान राम ने जो भी किया वो सत्य की रक्षा और अपराध के खिलाफ था| उनकी पत्नी के अपहरण में उनका हाथ नहीं था| उन्होंने एक पुरुष एवं राजा की तरह युद्ध किया और दुष्ट का नाश किया| उस मर्यादा पुरुषोत्तम को भी एक अनपढ़ ने उनकी पत्नी को लेकर सवाल कर दिए थे जिसकी वजह से उन्हें सीता माता को त्यागना पड़ा| याद रखे की श्री राम पर उस युग में भी एक आदमी ने आरोप लगाया|

    वो राम अगर आज होते तो क्या इस कलयुग में उनके द्वारा किये गए काम की आलोचना करने वाले न होते? ये सवाल श्री राम से पूछने का तात्पर्य यहाँ पर ये है की आज के युग में श्री राम जैसे सत्यनिष्ठ को लोग आरोपित करने के लिए कुछ भी कह सकते है और जरूर कह सकते है क्योंकि उस समय सिर्फ एक धोबी था, आज चोरों की बारात है|

    न उस युग धोबी के लगाये आरोपों से श्री राम के व्यक्तित्व पर दाग लगा था और न आज किसी भी अच्छे काम करने वाले के ऊपर लगाये फालतू आरोपों से उस पर दाग लगेगा|

    Once again I would like to remind you Sri Ram is not only god, he is symbol of truth.

  9. Post n Postmaster k baare me baad me tipanni karenge bt sabse pehle toh slaam to Mr.Sharma… shukar hai still ppl like u exist who satisfy ppl who jus talk abt Laws n Undersactions unnecessarily.. hate dem to d core… Baat kerne k kaayde hote hai Kaanoon toh sidha dhamki hui n dts on very 1st note… ppl forget dt dey r nt d only one who knows Law… Jise itna Dikhawa ho Hindutav ka woh apna naam English nahi rakhta… ab yeh mat kehna k naam se kya hota hai… One who can’t understand the core depth of a post and talk abt d baseless things dt can raise any topic to a argument… well ab aur jada kehna toh alfaazon ko vayarth kerna hi hoga… Raman ne Jitna kaha 110% justified stuff… and Regardig the Post.. its a fantabulous work if one understand d depth.. Postmaster Thumbs up…
    Jai shri Ram!!

  10. Naveen Ji…. Kya maara hai pappadwale ko jordaar Jhappar…!!! Jo log iss article ke baad Hindutav ki baat kar rhe hain kya unhe pta hai ki aaj hamare samaj mein se aadhe se jyada paisa dharam ke naam par hi vasool kiya ja rha hai aur uss paise par koi Tax nhi hai toh ab kya Bhagwaan Ram aa kar inn logon ki kartooton se parda utthayenge ya Aap Jaise Log on ke madhayam se batane ki koshish karenge…!!!!

    Aap bindaas ho kar likhen… Agar Khuda (Ram ji Bhagwan) na Khasta under IPC section 295 (A) kuch hua bhi toh mazze le ke aaram se dou chaar article aur likhne ka samay mil jaayega… Muft ki roti bhi.. Vaise main bhi as a Visual Artist aap ke saath rahunga… 😛 Keep it UP… 🙂

  11. Namaste

    Art has the power to make people think. For better and for worse too. So, it is the responsibility of the writer to see whether what he or she writes will lead to any Vikalp (wrong impressions) before writing anything. But you are right. We are in Kali Yuga, where one cannot expect even so-called intellectuals to follow fundamental ethics. One can expect a lot of opposition for standing with Dharma. It’s that what’s happening here too! Some are even going to the extent of calling this issue stupid… Yeah, I know where that comes from.

    It is people like these who are bringing our religion down step by step. Just because you want to have a laugh, you can put even our revered ideals on the gallows. What did I do? I just asked you to respect and not desecrate our God through using their names. I only requested that something that is sacred should not be trivialised in any-which way. I requested you to simply ensure you not misuse ShriRam and the other Godly characters in Ramayana – as funny tools to prove your point.

    Someone cited the example of ShriRam abandoning ShriSita Mata on the remark by a washerman. Well, the washerman was wrong, and yet, ShriRam, considering that someday everyone would say some nonsense like that about Her. In time, ShriSita Mata would come to know of this, and it would pain her. Not only that, it would affect the honour of the Kula He represented, it could put His progeny into the danger of being labelled vulgarly, and lead to large-scale social discontent. When He abandoned ShriSita Mata, He foresaw and averted the consequences of not abandoning ShriSita Mata. He also knew Sitaji would understand, which she did, by the way. What he wanted was for His children to prove themselves as rightful leaders in their own right, and not as sons of Himself and Sita Mata. After thinking about all these facets of the situation, He took the step.

    I explained the above to prove how intelligent people should think. Before they do anything (write, in this case) they must try to gauge how it would affect the society… whether it would lead to people going still further and shamelessly making fun of our deities. Bhagvan ShriRam opted to make Himself and Sita Mata suffer because He wanted to ensure wellness in society. He didn’t want people to waste their time thinking crap and talking crap about their Queen, their Mother. That’s why he nipped the issue in the bud. Similarly, it is the duty of intelligent people to ensure their sarcasm or whatever could lead to unwanted results. Whether people would think they have the liberty to talk about our Gods and Goddesses, and do so. If people who are ridiculing me would just stand up for a moment and look around, they would see our Gods and Goddesses being denigrated through advertisements, TV Serials, Films and various other media too. You know the reason for this? The reason? Hindus themselves and their massive lack of respect for their scriptures, their Gods and their legacy. They don’t care about their religion. They don’t care about protecting their seats of worship from insults. All they want is entertainment, at whatever cost. All they want is a name for themselves as intellectuals… They may call it creativity or sarcasm or whatever they want. But the reality is – they just want to have fun. And until Hindus understand that these are not just characters from an imaginary epic, but Gods and Goddesses Who really bless us with power… until we begin treating them as our Fathers and Mothers, which they are… until we begin to follow the principles they laid down for us, our religion is doomed to be thrashed around by people from other religions and communities.

    Heroes like Bhagvan ShriRam don’t forgive Themselves for the slightest of mistakes. They never show mercy for any shortcoming, and have the courage and integrity to abandon even their life if it leads to social good. But, most Hindus, who profess their devotion for Him don’t have the guts to do so. We are so full of themselves that we never think that, as humans, we can all make mistakes. If our mistake is shown, we oppose the person for the sake of opposition. We assume that since the person is speaking against us, he must be wrong. Such is the sad situation of Hindus today, who talk about values, but practice none.

    Anyway, I won’t say anymore on this. One can try to wake someone up once, twice, even thrice. But if someone just doesn’t want to wake up, then there is no point in wasting any more time on it.

    Someone asked what I am doing for my religion. Valid question. well, protecting my God’s honour is one, for example. I won’t ask you what you’re doing. I can see what you’d be doing by reading what you’ve written!

    May Bhagvan ShriRam give us all the means to exercise the values He has laid down for us. May He bless us in our efforts to stop denigration of our Dharma and our beloved Gods and Goddesses – our seats of worship. May He guide us all in the right and righteous way to exercise our talents and our faculties for social good and to uplift Dharma, so that we can call ourselves His devotees.

    Dhanyavad.

  12. अगर आप को श्रीरामजी का नाम इस्तेमाल कर के जो चाहे वो लिखने का अधिकार है, तो वहीं अधिकार कोई और भी इस्तेमाल कर सकता है | जैसे हाल ही में झाकिर नाईक द्वारा श्रीगणेश चतुर्थी के अवसर पर यह बात काही गयी के “गणेश भगवान है ये साबित करो|” और भगवान शिवजी के बारे में यह पूछा गया के “जो अपने बेटे को (गणपती जी) पहचान न सका, और जिसने अपनेही बेटे को मार दिया वो भगवान कैसा?” यह हिंमत इन में कहां से आई जरा सोचें |
    jab हुसेन ने हमारे देवी देवताओंकी नग्न तस्वीरे निकाली थी, हमारी भारत माता के जो नग्न चित्र बनाए थे, तब किसी हिंदूने अपनी आवाज नाही उठाई | उस के बाद इन लोगों के हौसले बढ गए, और वो जो चाहे बोलने लगे | अगर आजू बाजू नजर डालेंगी तो देखेंगी के हमारे देवी, देवता, संत, धर्म सब का अपमान हो रहा है – फिल्मे देखिये, विज्ञापन देखिये… सभी जगह कुहराम मचा हुआ है | पैसे के लिये, नाम के लिये, लोग जो चाहे कर रहे हैं |
    अगर हम हिंदूही अपनी श्रद्धा का सम्मान करना छोड देंगे, और ऐसे वाह्यात तरह की कला(वि)कृतियोंका विरोध न करें तो क्या हमें हिंदू कहलाने का हक है? केवल एक सवाल अपने आप से पूछे – क्या हमारी freedom of thought and expression भगवान राम से बढकर है?

  13. रोजेट
    जहां तक विषय किसी अन्य धर्म के लोगो द्वारा दुसरे धर्म के बारे में बोलने का है, तो पुरे विश्व में ऐसा रोज हो रहा है| जिस वक्त मैं ये कमेन्ट लिख रहा हू उस समय कोई मुस्लिम किसी हिंदू देवता को इन्टरनेट पर गाली दे रहा होगा, तो कहीं कोई हिंदू मुस्लिमों और ईसाईयों के खिलाफ कुछ बोल रहा होगा| ऐसे लोगों को क्या ध्यान देना? जहां तक बात मकबूल फ़िदा हुसैन की है तो उसे भी देश छोडना पड़ा था|

    अब आपको ये जानकर और ज्यादा दुःख होगा की फेसबुक पर कुछ कट्टर हिंदू पेजों (संघ या विहिप से जुड़े) ने इस लेख को पोस्ट किया है और वहाँ से इसके ४०० से अधिक शेयर है| लगता है सारे हिंदू समझ ही नहीं पा रहे है आपकी तरह|

  14. बाकि आपके द्वारा जिस तरह के तर्क दिए जा रहे है और जिस तरह से आप चीजों को देखते है मुझे आपमें राहुल गाँधी दिखता है| उनकी समझ और उनके तर् का स्तर आपसे काफी मेल खाता है| शुभकामनाये आपको|

  15. Raavan ka press conference karwaaya toh itna bawaal hua.

    Naveen ji… agar Raam ji ka press conference ho jataa toh??

    Heyy Bhagwaan!!

  16. Waise Naveen ji… jaise jinka tark Rahul ki ksreni ka hhi… unka naam.. kuch kuch Rahul ke GjaG ke jaisaa nahin lagg rahaa??

    Rojet Brit… Robert B(V)adra??

    😀 😀

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