Ok, so from past few days were for Alok Nath, and suddenly Mr. Kejriwal steal the show from him and #yokejriwalsohonest started trending on twitter. You must have read most to jokes here and there. Compiling some of the funny one which were posted by various people on twitter.

Please note this post is just compilation of jokes, nothing serious. Enjoy and don’t get emotional. Will try to compile Aloknath jokes too..

Yo Kejriwal so honest

Kejriwal likes Shakira’s hips, because they don’t lie.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest he watch Dhoom 3 on 3 TVs

Kejriwal is so honest that , he always removes USB safely.

#YoKejriwalSohonest that tests the level of salt in colgate.

Arvind Kejriwal is so honest Aam Aadmi that he refused to purchase an underwear because VIP was written on it.

Kejriwal never heard the song – आज मौसम बड़ा ‘बेईमान’ है…

#YoKejriwalSoHonest ppl now swear in his Name

Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him “do I look fat”.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he pays to producer after downloading movies from torrent.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he sued the sweet shop owner because his ‘Gulab jamun’ was without gulab & jamun.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he actually considers Katrina Kaif as AAM aurat..

Kejriwal is so honest,, that he got his 4GB memory card arrested because it got corrupt

#YoKejriwalSoHonest he farts and tells.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that , he cooks maggie only for 2 minutes..

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he doesn’t touch remote when TV anchor tells not to change channel

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that whenever madhuri asked choli k pechhe kya hai, he used to give the real answer.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest when he says “Honey, I love you” he is actually looking at a beehive.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that when he meets a blind man, he reduces the electric bill by 50%.

CAG bhi apni auditing Kejriwal se hi karvata hai..

#YoKejriwalSoHonest Party dont have any foreign Policy because He thinks Honesty is best Policy 😉

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he doesn’t have any LIC policy because honesty is the best policy.

Kejriwal is so honest that , he actually ” rolls on the floor laughing” when he texts ROFL

#YoKejriwalSoHonest That he wears formals even for telephonic interviews.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest That in delhi all “U-Turn” boards are being replaced by “Kejriwal-Turn”

केजरीवाल जी बचपन में मटर छिल कर सब दाने बर्तन में ही रख देते थे

#YoKejriwalSoHonest if u find meaning of Honesty on Google it will say “Did u mean Kejriwal”

AK is so honest that alok nath takes blessings from him.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he only saw the first half of True Lies.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest he got his wife’s cousins arrested for stealing his shoes on his wedding

#YoKejriwalSoHonest That when he finds a bomb, he returns it to the terrorists

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he pays for Hara Dhaniya too while purchasing vegetables.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that when his son asked him “how many stars are there in the sky”, he counted the stars and told him the exact number

#YoKejriwalSoHonest When he receives an offer of 1 million dollar from a Nigerian businessman he forwards the mail to the Cyber cafe owner.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he sued his teacher for teaching wrong facts like “Sun rises in the East”, because sun doesn’t rise…earth rotates

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that wants to make Sunny Leone the spokesperson of AAP because she has nothing to hide!!

#YoKejriwalSoHonest when he walks by a restaurant & the smell of food wafts out, he goes in and pays half the price for whatever he smelled

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he only wears Peter England : The Honest Shirt

#YoKejriwalSoHonest he reads terms and conditions before clicking on ‘I accept’.

Kejriwal is so much Honest that he “Decline” installing a software if he don’t agree with the ‘terms of installation’.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he sued movie makers of Rang De Basanti because there was no Basanti in the movie.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he hasn’t installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of “security”

#YoKejriwalSoHonest he always entered correct data and used his real name in Yahoo Chat rooms.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest when Raja Harishchandra was a kid, his father used to tell him stories about Arvind Kejriwal.”

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he tests the amount of sona and chaandi in his chamanprash

Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws party, he calls the cops at 10 PM.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he asks for receipt from pujari when he puts money on the aarti plate in a temple

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he pays the money for missed calls also

Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he really goes walking for a walk-in interview.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest That he apologised to Alok Nath for stealing his popularity on #Twitter since last 3 days



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